Sending Parcels Via CCW - Chinese Courier Way
An innovative delivery method, the Chinese way... forget about DHL, UPS or even FedEx!! Enjoy reading!
A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when a coffin of their grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters of the deceased. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin with no space left in it. When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top which read as follows:-
Dear Cousins,
I am sending Ah Ma's (Grandma's) body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as I have used up all my paid leave.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ah Ma's body 12 bottles of Yohmeishu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates and 10 packets of Chinatown lap cheong (sausages). Please divide these among all of you.
On Ah Ma's feet, you will find 3 new pairs of Nike Air shoes. One for Ah Boy (size 10) Another one for Ah Mei's son (size 8) and last one for Ah Liew's dughter (size 6). Hope the sizes are correct.
Ah Ma is wearing 6 CK T-shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute among yourselves.
The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah Ma is wearing are for the boys. The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ah Ma's left wrist.
Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ah ma is wearing the tiffany necklace, earrings and ring you asked for. Please take them.
The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah Ma is wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins. Let me know that else you need as Ah Kong is also not keeping well nowadays. I can send all the required things when our Ah Kong goes back too!
Love from America,
Cystal Jade (Suan Geok)
The above article sent via email by my friend, Attenborough Burns aka Freddy Cang who also sings at the Cafe Terrace, River View Hotel, Singapore
A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when a coffin of their grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters of the deceased. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin with no space left in it. When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top which read as follows:-
Dear Cousins,
I am sending Ah Ma's (Grandma's) body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as I have used up all my paid leave.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ah Ma's body 12 bottles of Yohmeishu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates and 10 packets of Chinatown lap cheong (sausages). Please divide these among all of you.
On Ah Ma's feet, you will find 3 new pairs of Nike Air shoes. One for Ah Boy (size 10) Another one for Ah Mei's son (size 8) and last one for Ah Liew's dughter (size 6). Hope the sizes are correct.
Ah Ma is wearing 6 CK T-shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute among yourselves.
The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah Ma is wearing are for the boys. The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ah Ma's left wrist.
Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ah ma is wearing the tiffany necklace, earrings and ring you asked for. Please take them.
The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah Ma is wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins. Let me know that else you need as Ah Kong is also not keeping well nowadays. I can send all the required things when our Ah Kong goes back too!
Love from America,
Cystal Jade (Suan Geok)
The above article sent via email by my friend, Attenborough Burns aka Freddy Cang who also sings at the Cafe Terrace, River View Hotel, Singapore
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