3 Nice Jokes from Taiwan

AIDS :

A man is dying of Cancer.

His son asked him : " Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS ?"

Answer : " So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom !"

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Three Feelings :

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic ?

Stress is when wife is pregnant

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant

And Panic is when both are pregnant.


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Chinese Adam and Eve :

If Adam and Eve were Chinese

We would still be in paradise because we Chinese would have ignored the
apple and eaten the snake !


Sent via email by Janice Lee Mui Keow