Memorandum: How to Save Bankrupt Airlines

Replace all flight attendants with some good-lookin'
strippers!

Why keep 'em, they don't even serve food anymore,
so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple
the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere"
going in the cabin.

And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this
country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the
airline industry would see record revenues.

Why didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Forwarded by Richard Lewinsky, USA